O, bother!
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"Bother," said Pooh, on his VT220 emulator.
"Bother," said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.
"Bother," said Christopher Robin, as Pooh got out the vaseline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pulled his stuffing out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a truck.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Compuserve taxed his GIFs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore shot him with a rocket-launcher.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed the crack all over Owl...
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore took him from behind.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drifted off-topic.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost the lottery.<br>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the alien face-hugger off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of taglines.<br>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised the limitations of Warp.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised the needle was dirty.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he said f**k in the wrong conf.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sank deeper into the honeypot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was buried alive.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was impregnated by a Xenomorph.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his 'B' sample tested positive.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his chaingun ran out of bullets...
"Bother," said Pooh, as his flick knife failed to open.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his LAN server started to smoke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his parents turned up at the rave.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Uzi jammed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Moonbase Alpha depressurised.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet stole his money at knife point.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet stole his pocket money at knifepoint.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the small print.
"Bother," said Pooh, as someone else stole his taglines.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star exploded around him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the FBI found his crack.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the old lady caught him stealing her television.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the opponent's dog lept for the kill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the small child choked on his eyes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vice-squad found his GIFs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vice-squad took his GIFs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Windows crashed again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Elmira hugged the stuffing out of him.
"rehtoB," said Pooh, as time unravelled around him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the media exposed his sexual depravity.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the judge sentenced him to 10 years.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found the batteries were flat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the social workers took Christopher Robin away.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realised the aubergene was stuck.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the thieves stole his GIFs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger bounced on his hard disk.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the lippo suction dissolved his legs.
"Yummy," said Pooh, as he gently tongued the lips of the "honeypot".
"Yummy," said Pooh, as he rotated Piglet slowly on the spit
"Yummy," said Pooh, as he added the onions to his Owl stew.
"Yummy," said Pooh, as he basted Owl.
"Yummy," said Pooh, as he hilted his paw into the "honeypot".
"Bother," said Pooh, when he spied Eeyore's 12" stick.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bridge washed away leaving his twig behind.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Owl sold his story.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Police surrounded his home.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he looked up his name in the dictionary.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Piglet saw his bacon sandwich.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to pick Owl's feathers from his teeth.
"Bother," said Pooh, when his spliff went out.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the needle missed the vein.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin shut the washingmachine door.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he choked on the orange in his mouth.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the bridge with his stick.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet set fire to his ears.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Drugs Squad discovered his stash.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the jury found him "GUILTY".
"Bother," said Pooh, when his books were banned for corrupting minors.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Chancellor introduced VAT on honey.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the EEC outlawed his favourite sized honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the "cop killers" pierced his kevlar jacket.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dumdums splattered his stuffing.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the artist's pencil broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the artist licked his pencil.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he read his AIDS test results.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drained the vodka bottle dry.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his stitching failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his trigger finger tired.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realised he was drawn without genitalia.
"Bother," said Pooh, as customs seized his marijuana.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bin men stuck him to the front of the cart.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dog ripped him apart.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Eeyore rejected his advances.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger surprised from behind him again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the withdrawl symptoms started.
"Bother," said Pooh, realising that Tiggers really are wonderful things.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger stole the profits of his last book.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore snorted his last tagline of coke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sped through a police radar trap.
"Bother", said Pooh, catching his penis in his fly.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Piglet turned up on the meat counter.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the police busted his gay porn ring.
"Bother", said Pooh, "Who put sand in the Vaseline?!?"
"Bother", said Pooh, mistaking the LSD tablet for aspirin.
"!%*$&#", said Pooh, Tigger having kicked him in the nuts.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his bungee cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother," said Pooh as he received his Compuserve bill.
B@$*&^Y typed Pooh, as his wife picked up an extension.
Bother, said Pooh as Beavis & Butt-Head roast Piglet.
Bother, said Pooh as the pin fell out of the grenade.
Bother, said Pooh, and then he deleted his source code.
Bother, said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid bath.