| Pooh | If possible try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump on the back of your head. |
| Tigger | Despite their claims to the contrary, Tiggers don't really like everything. |
| Eeyore | They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them. |
| Pooh | A little consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference. |
| Roo | Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo. |
| Rabbit | When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out. |
| Pooh | Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of Forest that was left out by mistake. |
| Kanga | Never go indoors to practice a special Outdoor Song which Has To Be Sung In The Snow. |
| Owl | You can't help respecting anybody who can spell Tuesday, even if he doesn't spell it right. |
| Pooh | When looking at your two paws, as soon as you have decided which of them is the right one, then you can be sure the other one is the left. |
| Rabbit | It's always useful to know where a friend-and-relation is, whether you want him or whether you don't. |
| Pooh | River know this: There is no hurry. We shall get there some day. |